UPDATE: Here is a picture of my eye. I can see the headline now:
Bruised By A Toddler!
P.S. Check out the awesome eyebrow plucking job. Now that's what I like to call a good-lookin' eyebrow.
Remember how I said that a 3-year-old headbutted me on a trampoline? Well, I now have the makings of a faint but distinct black eye. Seriously. That kid has a hard noggin.