Jana: Sara, you have just been promoted. I gave you your own folder in my e-mail account.
Me: Wow, I'm honored. I guess I'll just have to start writing you meaningless emails to fill it up. Maybe I'll start sending you all of the forwarded chain letters, jokes and "inspirational messages" that I get. How about that?
Jana: Awwww, I LOVE chain mail! It seems like every single time I forward those things, I get lucky or something cool happens in 7 minutes or my wish comes true. Thanks!